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Shirley (often referred to as 'Shitley') is a member of the knitting circle of cat ladies. She is a corner stone of the cult and she radiates sunshine, in which the spell affects those close to her, therefore making their lives better in every way. While Shirley's primary form is humanoid in nature, they are also sometimes a 9-foot chaos jester who is fluent in German.

Notable Quotes
"Dip me in shit and roll me in breadcrumbs!"