JamesMac04

James, sometimes known by the moniker "I, JamesMac04" is a current associate of Tethras. Not much is known about this mysterious and heavily armored man except he seems to have ties to the Roman and Ottoman Empires.

What we DO know is that he has a voracious sexual appetite which he must constantly use Tinder to try to sate, and when he is not able to subdue it on his own, the benevolent Tethras graciously allows James to peg them and call them the names of those he wishes he was with. What Tethras does not tell James is that this is a kink of theirs. One name that James often calls out is the name of Tethras' Austrian sister who James once had a longstanding sexual relationship with. They have since parted ways but James has never forgotten the nights of passion they shared.

Interesting facts:


 * Can fit an entire Lego Star Destroyer in both his mouth AND ass. In that order only.
 * Recorded a sex tape, just so he could get pointers from himself.
 * Learned the art of Pillow Talk from Rebel Wilson.